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font-size: 12px; color:#000000; font-family:宋体" width="620"> 文章出处: 发布时间:2008-06-26 作者:</td> </form> </tr> </table> </center> <table border="0" cellspacing="1" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="100%" id="AutoNumber2" height="108"> <tr> <td width="15" style="line-height: 18px; font-size: 12px" height="105"> </td> <td width="590" style="font-size: 15px; line-height:18px" height="105"> <table border="0" cellspacing="1" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#000000" width="100%" id="AutoNumber1" height="100"> <tr> <td width="100%" style="font-size: 15px; line-height:18px" height="7"> </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="100%" style="font-size: 15px; line-height:18px" height="18"> 【宇明网】</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="100%" style="font-size: 15px; line-height:200%; text-indent:22pt" height="18"> <p style="text-indent: 22pt; line-height: 200%"><font color="#333333">如果现在还有人相信中共的“社会主义特色”股市,认为凭着自己雄厚的资本可以捞上一笔;或者抱着不服气和侥幸的心理,希望再博一博把过去赔进去的本钱捞回来的话,那么劝君好好读一读股民们编的顺口溜《中国股市现状》,虽然语气幽默,可是股民们被敲骨吸髓的惨状却活生生的摆在我们的面前。 <P><B>中国股市现状:</B> <P>笑着进去,哭着出来; 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