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font-size: 12px; color:#000000; font-family:宋体" width="620"> 文章出处: 发布时间:2005-11-28 作者:</td> </form> </tr> </table> </center> <table border="0" cellspacing="1" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#111111" width="100%" id="AutoNumber2" height="108"> <tr> <td width="15" style="line-height: 18px; font-size: 12px" height="105"> </td> <td width="590" style="font-size: 15px; line-height:18px" height="105"> <table border="0" cellspacing="1" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#000000" width="100%" id="AutoNumber1" height="100"> <tr> <td width="100%" style="font-size: 15px; line-height:18px" height="7"> </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="100%" style="font-size: 15px; line-height:18px" height="18"> 【宇明网】</td> </tr> <tr> <td width="100%" style="font-size: 15px; line-height:200%; text-indent:22pt" height="18"> <p style="text-indent: 22pt; line-height: 200%"><font color="#333333"><P>1.克林顿刚抵达昆明,迎候在机场的记者向他发问:“请问你对本地的三陪小姐有什么看法?”克林顿知道中共表面禁止三陪小姐的,所以反问:“这里居然还有三陪小姐吗?”于是,第二天报纸头条新闻的标题就是:千里迢迢,克林顿今日飞抵本地。心急火燎,脱口便问三陪小姐!</P> <P>2.第二天又有记者采访克林顿:“请问你对本地的三陪小姐有什么看法?”这次克林顿学乖了,回答说:“对不起,我对本地的三陪小姐不感兴趣。”转天的报纸还是有的说:见多识广,克林顿夜间娱乐要求高。不屑一顾,本地三陪小姐遭冷遇!</P> <P>3.第三天记者居然还是就此发问:“请问你对本地的三陪小姐有什么看法?”克林顿回答得非常干脆:“我对三陪根本不感兴趣!”本以为这下可以天下太平了,没想到报纸的标题更不像话:欲海无边,克林顿三陪已难满足。得寸进尺,四陪五陪才能过瘾!</P> <P>4.到第四天的时候,各媒体间克林顿与三陪的题材比比皆是,成为热点。记者们都纷纷发问,克林顿干脆紧闭牙关,一言不发。克林顿无话,报纸仍然有话:面对三陪问题,克林顿无言以对!</P> <P>5.第五天还是有记者在问同样关于三陪的问题,克林顿终于急了:“你们要是再问三陪的问题,我就去告你们!”于是,报纸上的标题顺理成章地写道:克林顿一怒为三陪!</P> <P>6.克林顿终于忍无可忍,把所有刊登他与三陪新闻的报纸都告上法庭,认为事情总该得到解决了,没想到报纸的标题竟然无动于衷:法庭将公开审理克林顿三陪小姐案。</P> <P> </P></font></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="100%" style="font-size: 15px; 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