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<p style="text-indent: 22pt; line-height: 200%"><font color="#333333"><P>读了这些笑话，你会对中国的事情了解得很多很多。因而，你对中国问题的点评也就会更加内行。 </P>
<P><STRONG>挖河</STRONG></P>
<P>县长吩咐办公室主任：「把疏通河道的钱拿去买几辆轿车。」<BR>主任说：「河道不疏通又要闹洪灾！」<BR>县长说：「本官自有良策。」</P>
<P>有人在河道里取土，挖得古钱币若干。</P>
<P>县政府请专家考证：在太平天国时期，两艘满载金银珠宝的官船途经该河段，被敌军击沈。</P>
<P>消息传出，挖河找宝者云聚。河道不疏自通。</P>
<P><STRONG>专家意见</STRONG></P>
<P>晨练者练吼功，闹得四邻不安。</P>
<P>于是，报纸发表专家意见：练吼功的最佳姿势为仰头看天。<BR>于是，住顶楼的人家又抱怨。<BR>于是，报纸又发表专家意见：练吼功的最佳姿势为低头看地。<BR>于是，住底楼的人家又抱怨。<BR>于是，报纸又发表专家意见：练吼功的最佳姿势为俯卧；棉被罩头。</P>
<P><STRONG>死</STRONG></P>
<P>夫妻两都下岗了，日子没法过，就决定去死。</P>
<P>用菜刀吧？菜刀已当废铁卖了。<BR>用农药吧？没钱买。<BR>上吊？行，不用花钱。</P>
<P>孩子说：「我们去公园上吊吧？那里树多；我还可以再看看转转车。」</P>
<P>進公园得买门票，一家人只好翻墙而入。</P>
<P>生是一家人，死做一家鬼，一根绳子勒着一家三口的脖子，往树丫上一挂，只听「嚓」一声，树丫断了。</P>
<P>执勤员走过来，说：「树上荡秋千，罚款一百！」</P>
<P><STRONG>防洪堤</STRONG></P>
<P>防洪堤论证会。</P>
<P>防洪指挥部主任说：「防洪堤应该建在低洼的地方，不应该建在山上。」</P>
<P>市长问：「建在山坡上会有什么结果？」<BR>主任说：「挡不住洪水，洪期一到，又要闹洪灾。」</P>
<P>市长问：「闹洪灾会有什么结果？」<BR>主任说：「淹死人；军队来抗洪抢险；领导来看望灾民。」</P>
<P>市长说：「淹死了人，减少了人口；军队抗洪抢险，出了英雄；领导看望灾民，赢得了民心。你说这样的结果好不好？」</P>
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